Offline secretary, Baby making & naming plus Beautiful Beast.

It’s been sort of an intense period lately what with travel schedules through the appointed period of feasting with Yahweh’s People in His presence and I must confess to be free from engagements is relieving due to
certain happenings that occurred just before the festivals. One is not
concerned with ‘perhaps’ rather I look to what is hoped for.

Well, I take off time to look through what my newly discovered offline secretary has in her kitty and here’s a reproduction of the juiciest I called up from Top headlines.

Advisory news:

Take a Web break. 7/27/2009 12:00 AM
Watch a video, play a game, learn something new.
Create a family calendar. 8/10/2009 12:00 AM
Coordinate family activities with a simple-to-use Windows Vista feature.

Baby naming:
Popular Baby Names. 5/8/2010 8:02 PM
In the US of A, Jacob continues to be the most popular name for boys while Emma as a name for boys has dropped to #2. I wonder if Goodluck is the #1 name for boys in Nigeria as of today. How do you read
parents and intending parents? Ah! Apologies to the female arm of existence: My offline secretary only asked if I knew the #1 name for girls without supplying
one hence the obvious omission.

What is the most popular baby name? 5/13/2010 11:17 PM
We all love babies you’ll agree. My offline secretary quicly comes to the rescue and supplies Isabella as #1 name for girl babies in the US of A. Do you know the #1 name for girls in Nigeria?

Men’s wealth: Something specific for the men flock.
What are some factors that can affect men's health. 6/2/2010 1:00 AM
This offline secretary reports men drink and smoke more than women do. These factors apparently affect men’s health adversely. In addition men visit the doctor for health checks and medical help less than the
women flock do. I wonder if I should add myself to the last categorization.

To mitigate these troubling effects the US of A declared June as Men's Health Month, to heighten the awareness of preventable health problems and encourage early detection and treatment of disease among men and boys.

Lightning and Baby Safety:
What shuld I do if I see lightning? 6/23/2010 12:48 AM
If you see lightning, seek shelter immediately in a home or building since lightning will usually travel through the wiring or the plumbing into the ground. This is Lightning Safety Awareness Week, and summer is the peak season for this deadly weather phenomenon. Visit the FAQ at
to learn more.

How tall should a child be to use a seat belt? 9/18/2010 12:53 AM
Children over 4 feet 9 inches tall can use a seat belt in a vehicle. children under that height should use a booster seat. September 19-25, 2010, is Child Passenger Safety Seat Week.

Computer worms:
NYT: In a computer worm, a possible biblical clue. 9/30/2010
3:53 PM
A possible prophetic linking incident shows this secretary is painstaking at providing the news.

Deep inside the computer worm that some specialists suspect is aimed at slowing Iran’s race for
a nuclear weapon lies what could be a fleeting reference to the Book of Esther,
the Old Testament tale in which the Jews pre-empt a Persian plot to destroy

Political News
No joke! Illiterate clown triumphs in election. 10/4/2010 9:35 AM
Voters often complain about having clowns for politicians, but Brazilians embraced the idea on Sunday by sending a real one to Congress with more votes than any other candidate.

Delaware Senate candidate. 'I'm not a witch.' 10/5/2010 12:39 PM
In her first campaign ad since winning the GOP primary, Delaware Senate candidate Christine O'Donnell assures voters. "I'm not a witch."

Comment from here: she should be glad people believe she’s a pharmacist haba!

Fire, More Fire and A Beautiful Beast:
No pay, no spray. Firefighters let home burn: 10/5/2010 3:07 PM
Firefighters in rural Tennessee let a home burn to the ground because the homeowner hadn't paid a $75 fee.
Fed-up girlfriend calls 911 on pot-smoking beau. 10/5/2010 10:13 PM
A 35-year-old man was charged in Missouri with possessing marijuana after his girlfriend called 911 and said she was tired of him smoking pot all day instead of working.
No pay, no girl eh?

Beautiful Beast.
Ky. beauty queen loses crown over arrest: 10/7/2010 9:44 PM
Miss Kentucky Latina lost her crown and faces assaults charges after an alleged rampage that left one woman beaten and another man stabbed in the neck with a ball point pen, police say.

Neurotic people are unhappy — and expensive. 10/5/2010 10:59 PM
Neurotic people aren't only making themselves miserable; they cost society billions of dollars in health care spending and lost productivity, according to new research from the Netherlands.

Something we take for granted, one of life’s joys is hazardous to this woman.
Don't make me laugh! I might collapse: 10/7/2010 1:44 PM
It would probably be best for Carol Bell if you didn't say anything clever when speaking to her. Your sharp wit could temporarily paralyze her.

See what a good secretary I’ve gotten? Lol!

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