*Husband: Do u know the meaning of WIFE?

It means, Without Information, Fighting Every-time!

Wife: No darling, it means, With Idiot For Ever

 

**Wife: I wish I was a newspaper, so I'd be in your hands all day.

Husband: I too wish that u were a newspaper, So I could have a new one everyday.

 

***Doctor: Your husband needs rest & peace. Here are some sleeping pills. 

Wife: When must I give them to him?

Doctor: They are 4U

 

****Wife: I had to marry u to find out how stupid u are.

Husband: U should have known it d minute I asked u to marry me.

 

*****Husband: Today is Sunday & I have to enjoy it. So I bought 3movie tickets.

Wife: Why 3?

Husband: For u & your parents

 

******Wife: What will u give me if I climb d great Mount Everest ?

Husband: A lovely Push

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