Examination malpractice in Nigeria has attained a frightening proportion. It is so sophisticated and institutionalised that all efforts by the government and stakeholders in the educational sector to curtail it have not yielded any fruit. It is saddening to note that examination bodies, government functionaries, school authorities, invigilators, parents and students all participate in the iniquitous system. As an educator, I wish to add that examination malpractice will utterly destroy the quality of education in Nigeria if decisive steps are not taken to checkmate it. Who will bell the cat?