Irigha DM Olali's Blog – October 2011 Archive (2)

Curriculum Vitae Blunders

- "Married, eight children. Prefer frequent travel."

 

- "Special skills: Thyping."

 

- "I have a bachelorette degree in computers."

 

- "Previous experience: Self-employed -- a fiasco."

 

- "I am quick at typing, about 25 words per minute."

 

- "Extensive background in public accounting. I can also stand on my head!"

 

- "Language skills: Exposure to German for two years, but many words are inappropriate for…

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Added by Irigha DM Olali on October 5, 2011 at 8:55am — No Comments

Beer Quotes by Notables ...& The Buffalo Theory.

Sometimes when I reflect on all the beer I drink, I feel ashamed.Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn’t drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. I think, "It is better to drink this beer and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver."-- Babe Ruth

 

 

When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.-- Paul…

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Added by Irigha DM Olali on October 5, 2011 at 8:50am — No Comments

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