IF ANIMALS HAD Facebook, THESE ARE MOST LIKELY TO BE THEIR STATUS UPDATES:
Cockroach: "My Friends pls help me to thank God cos I managed to skip from someone's footstep!
Cat: "My 7th child is asking who's her dad...What shall I tell her? I don't even remember!
Mosquito: I'm HIV positive..this is all due towrong Sucking!
Chicken: If tomorrow I'm not updating my status, it means am being served at
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Octopus: I've… Continue