An igbo businessman went to put his wife's death on the local paper, they told him its N1,000 a word. He only has N4,000 so he says to them put "NGOZI CHUKWUMA IS DEAD", They took pity on him & told him to add another four words for free, he said thanks, put in "NGOZI CHUKWUMA IS DEAD, SHOP OPENS AS USUAL"
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