World’s Most Beautiful Vagina Contest Is Actually Happening now watch video

Autoblow Vaginal Beauty Contest from Letsgasm! on Vimeo.

Finally! A man has found a new way to objectify women’s vaginas for male enjoyment.

In attempts to create “super realistic vagina sleeves” that simulate sex for men, Brian Sloan is holding the first ever vaginal beauty pageant to better determine what men would prefer to use when they f*ck silicone.

As if the audience couldn’t figure out what vaginas look like on its own, Sloan, unnecessarily, uses deli meats to show potential vagina shapes. So, don’t watch this if you plan on eating lunch today.

Once he finds the most desirable vagina, he plans to name the sleeve something like “RoboTwat” or “TwatBot.”

Personally, I think the latter is better marketing, but that’s just my opinion.

If you enter a picture of your vagina, you can potentially win $5,000 and a trip to Los Angeles where you will have it 3D scanned. Every woman’s dream, right?

At the end of the video, he asks,

What are you waiting for?

My response? I guess I’m waiting for my self-esteem to reach absolute rock bottom.

If you’re already there, you can watch this video and get the full details on how to determine if you have a prize-winning vagina.

Or, you can watch and weep for humanity.

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